Fat Albert's Breakfast Cafe

Business Information
RestaurantsTraditional American
Customer Reviews (26 reviews)
kritni
on Citysearch Jul 13, 2009Awesome menu, great fresh food, giant delicious biscuits and homemade jam, pretty good coffee, great fruit plate. The staff really hustles to take care of the customers. I can't figure out why other reviews say... (more)
Btick
on Citysearch Jun 25, 2009Firstly, I am not from Portland. I am from New Jersey. My brother and sister in law live in Sellwood, I usually see them once or twice a year. Even though they live closer to Bertie Lou's, I always walk further down to have... (more)
Elradreindeer
on Citysearch Feb 28, 2009Fat Alberts is a joke. The service is possibly the worst I have ever seen in my life. All of the old women that work there need to be highly medicated and just relax. Especially the middle aged blond one that served us. The... (more)
Big1der
on Citysearch Jan 22, 2009We had the most amazing breakfasts here. the eggs were light and fluffy pancakes the same. the home fries were a very pleasant change of pace. The coffee was as good as any I've ever had nice and fresh. We had walked by... (more)
Citysearch User
on Citysearch Dec 21, 2008Always wonderful food. Small, but worth the wait. Large portions of high quality foods for little price. Perfect if you??????re in west moreland \ sellwood! (more)
Citysearch User
on Citysearch Nov 12, 2008Good and home like breakfast. The people ar pretty great and the food is worth the wait if you don't mind close neighbors while chowin' down. Reasonably priced for the amount of food you get.... (more)
eli123
on Citysearch Nov 10, 2008I walked into the restaurant and this obese old ugly woman was like "give me your order". I was like, i wnat coffe. She got all biotchy and she was like "thats it!!?!?!?!" I jus tdrank my coffe and left a 5 on the table. I'm... (more)
Citysearch User
on Citysearch Aug 27, 2008The food at Fat Alberts is so good, the service is as fast as time allows. Its like being at home only they are serving you here. There is often a line but it is worth the wait. The food is great.... (more)
shondon
on Citysearch Jul 15, 2008I would say this is the best breakfast place in Sellwood. I love the location and the food is fabulous. I always have a good experience when I come here. They have good customer service and the environment is very cozy.... (more)
sunshinedoc
on Citysearch Jun 28, 2008My husband and I tried to eat here one Saturday. The place was very busy and crowded. The hostess was extremely rude and had a very bad attitude. We left without eating and vowed to never return.... (more)